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"Bad MLS Photo of the day"

Need a quick break form home searching? Ok, take a minute for a laugh or two...Check the following pictures out! In today's computer age, over 80% of homebuyers begin their home search online by looking at listings on numerous websites. Having a home "staged" to sell, and using top quality professional photographs and precise lighting is an ABSOLUTE MUST...well.... if you WANT to sell your home I should add!

I thought you may get a giggle out of some of these photographs taken from MLS.

 

Showing Instructions: Electronic Lockbox on back door, please leave business card and a knick-knack.




 


What....did he think it was a window?

Thanks for sending this one in Patou.


 

At least in the movie "Poltergeist", the graves were not marked!
Also, is that actually a vulture sitting on the tombstone???? Maybe its a bald eagle...either way...WEIRD!

 


 

...what is this room anyway? A shower with a view?

Where to start with this picture. This looks like evidence collected on the tv show "Ghost Hunters". First of all, what the heck is the guy in the pink shirt looking at? ...Then, what is the mystery reflection on the glass...Is it a person, or the ghost of the recently deceased previous owner???




What the heck *IS* this???? ...ya.....Sign me up!


The MLS accepts 10 pictures, and they choose to feature the SINK!


There has to be a light switch SOMEWHERE in that house!


CREEEEEEPY....

It wouldn't hurt to use a camera with an Auto focus on it either.



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Darn it...... when are agents going to learn to line up the chairs when taking a picture of the dining area. ....well, cropping out the kid doing sit-ups wouldn't be a bad idea either.


Someone forgot to wipe the vaseline off the camera lens before taking that pic!


I have felt like this MANY-A-TIME after the office Christmas party


NICE!


SHOWING INSTRUCTIONS: Owners son home on house arrest, only mildly violent.
No sudden moves and bring offer!

This guy really knows how to accessorize. Forget about his pants, look at his ankle!




Ever since his wife caught him in the middle of a “listing presentation”, he has been required to always provide proof of where he drove and what time he was there.




Captain, we are now at periscope depth!




"Mr. Agent, I wouldn't recommend you open that door. Wolfee's dinner time isn't until 5pm."


 

Keep checking back, I'll add more as I see'em!


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Bill McCue - Sarasota Fl  Realtor
Bill McCue
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